Do you see that nicely dressed guy in the club, chatting up the woman with long brown hair and dressed in her sexiest dress? Do you see him putting the moves on her and how she is laughing and flirting back? Okay, now forget all of that, and look behind him at the guy in the corner, sipping a Coke, and wanting to hide away because he doesn't want to seem stupid by approaching someone and getting rejected. Wave at the guy...it is me.

THE STORY SO FAR
I'm not a player...hell...I'm not even the benchwarmer. You should just call me the towel boy while we are at it. I don't know the game of dating, love, sex or anything in between. I'm clueless. They need to teach these things in school...forget algebra. So I was guided to the game Mojo Master by a friend and I thought, "Hey, why not? Maybe I'll learn something. If not, well, at least I had a good laugh at it all."

Mojo Master is a Wild Tangent game that was developed as a marketing tool for Axe body products (you've probably seen the sexually charged commercials over and over like I have). The game is completely free (at least in terms of money) with the only things you need to play the game being a system that can handle it and the time needed to download it. When you go to the Mojo Master game website you will see a nice, red graphic that tells you that this game doesn't have any spyware. Well, I'm here to tell you that either Wild Tangent is fibbing or either my Spybot